Here's what you came for, stated plainly: there is no Things 3 for Android, and there is no Things 3 for Windows. There's no official web version either. Things 3 is made by Cultured Code as an Apple-only app — macOS, iOS, iPadOS, Apple Watch — and that's a deliberate product decision, not a gap they're about to fill. No amount of waiting will produce a Things 3 Android build.
That's frustrating, because Things 3 is genuinely one of the best-designed task apps ever made. Lots of people fall in love with it on a Mac or iPhone, then hit a wall: their work machine runs Windows, or their next phone is Android, or their partner isn't on iOS and they want a shared list. Things 3 simply can't go there.